A woman came into my restaurant looking for her friends who were already there.
The place is small, and you can see every seat from the front door.
I hand her a menu, and say, “Take a look, they’ve gotta be here.”
She looks at me, then at the menu in fear and confusion.
I ask her what’s wrong. She says, “How do you have a map of where everyone is sitting?”
She thought we live-printed maps every time someone new came through the doors.
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