“…your chest?” the doctor asks.
The girl replies, “Oh, my boyfriend goes to Harvard. When he hugs me, the ‘H’ from his sweater leaves a mark!”
The doctor nods, amused.
The next day, another girl comes in with a red ‘Y’ on her chest.
Doctor: “Let me guess—your boyfriend goes to Yale?”
She smiles, “Exactly!”
Then a third girl walks in with a big red ‘M’ on her chest.
The doctor says, “Let me guess… your boyfriend goes to Michigan?”
She frowns and says, “No… but my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin.”