Thanksgiving: a time for gratitude, too much food… and chaos. Between awkward relatives and kitchen disasters, there’s always something to laugh about.

Like the kindergartener who proudly explained that boys puff up around girls and get “cooked” after marriage — while showing off her turkey drawing with a drooping snood. Or the teen buying condoms before dinner, only to discover his girlfriend’s dad is the pharmacist. His Thanksgiving prayer? Longest of his life.

Then there’s the parrot who was rude — until it heard what the turkey said. A man who farted every morning was pranked by his wife with turkey guts — and believed he’d expelled his insides. But don’t worry, he “pushed them back in.”

A son learns he might be dating his sister — until his mom reveals, “He’s not your real dad.” A husband insists on cooking the turkey — his wife smirks, “Now you know how I feel when I drive.”

One couple fakes a divorce just to get the kids to visit. A girl outs her dad’s dislike for grandma with a “Spiderman” joke. A turkey tries out for football — but only if the season ends before Thanksgiving.

Remember, the real feast is the laughter.