The Grocery List

A wife hands her husband a list before he heads to the store and says, “Please stick to the list, no distractions.”

He nods and heads out. An hour later, he returns with bags full of snacks, drinks, and even a new fishing rod.
Furious, she yells, “What is all this? I told you to stick to the list!”
He smiles and says, “I did! Right at the end, it said: ‘Get something that makes me happy.’ So, here we are!”

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