My daughter, who is in fourth grade, had a desk partner who talked all day about how rich she was, how much money she had saved up, and how she was richer than my daughter. So my daughter replied, “It’s good; with a face like yours, at least someone might marry you for your money.” 2. My coworker saw a former coworker, who had been fired, at a party with mutual friends. They never particularly liked each other. Fired coworker: “Hey man,
last time I saw you, you didn’t have that pretentious haircut.” Current coworker: “And last time I saw you, you were employed! 3.I overheard at work that a woman was giving, one of the guys a hard time about something. She commented on his clothing, and he snapped at her, “Your bank account has never had a comma in it!”