A husband texted his wife late at night, saying,
“Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and make sure to cook my favorite dish before I get back.”
But there was no reply…
So, he sent another text,
“Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month, I’m buying you a new car.”
This time, his wife replied excitedly,
“OMG, really?”
He responded,
“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”