Two Deaf People Get Married

Two Deaf people get married During 1st week of marriage they found they are unable to communicate in bedroom with the lights out as they can’t see each other signing and lisping.

After several nights of fumbling and misunderstanding they finally came up with a solution The wife said Why don’t we agree on simple signs for instance if you want to have sex with me squeeze my left breast once.

If you don’t want to have sex squeeze my right breast once.

The husband said ok, then asked her if she want to have s3x pull his penis once and if she doesn’t want to have sex, pull his penis two hundred and fifty times.

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