WOMAN GET STOPPED BY..

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling Out of that bag. “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer..” “Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. “Where did you get all that money?

You didn’t steal it, did you? “Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence,right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?’ So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes. “Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag? “Well, you know”, said the little old lady, “not everybody pays.”

Related Posts

Incredible Airplane Stories That Will Leave You Speechless

The pilot cleared his throat. “Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to take a brief moment before we begin our journey.” Mr. Manson rolled his eyes. “Oh, what…

I Served a Rich Couple on a Plane, Next Day My Mom Introduced Me to Her Young Fiancé from the Same Plane

Kristi was a flight attendant, used to fleeting love stories in business class—until she saw him. Suave. Charming. Draping a glittering necklace around a woman named Isabella…

My Husband Called Me Lazy for Wanting to Quit My Job While 7 Months Pregnant

At seven months pregnant and exhausted, I asked my husband, Doug, if I could start maternity leave early. His response? He mansplained pregnancy, called me lazy, and…

Until they surprised me with this, I had not seen a horse in 32 years.

They thought I wouldn’t notice. That old age and shaking hands had dulled me. But I knew—it was my birthday. I used to ride horses every year…

THE SON AND HIS WIFE FORCED AN OLD MAN OUT OF HIS OWN HOME—UNTIL A DOG LED HIM TO A NEW BEGINNING

“…deserve your kindness,” Wilson whispered, voice cracking. Halsey stepped closer and gently placed a hand on his shoulder. “Everyone deserves kindness, Wilson. Especially those who gave everything…

My Friend’s Grandpa Gave Us Points for Every

When I started my civil service at a retirement home, I just wanted easy hours. I never expected to form real connections—especially not with people like Mr….

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *